i'm cooler than a polar bear's toenail

i am not cool in the i'm cool sense

no, i ain't cool like that

i am cool in the i'm freezing my ass off sense

yes, i'm cool like that

it's been raining non-stop for the past 6 days with the temperature dropping to the low teens celsius (mid-50's fahrenheit)

yea, you canadian and american folks are probably laughing your asses off

"you wimp, that ain't shit", i hear y'all saying

i don't care... i am freezing my ass off

this is already too cold for me

i hate the cold

i've never been good dealing with the cold and all this rain doesn't help either

"but... but... but you grew up in canada???" some of you who know me might say

yea, so???

in canada we had heaters... throughout and everywhere

the plug-in heaters here are no good

plus it ain't like i can carry that around everywhere i go

the point is...

no point

just ranting and that i hate this weather and that i'm fucking cold